i hope it doesn’t show

it’ll go ‘way

it’s just a passing phase

it’ll go ‘way

you can dress nautical

learn to tie knots

take lots of dramamine

out on your yacht

but when you’re all alone

and nothing bites

you’ll wish you stayed at home

with someone nice

but when you think you made it disappear

it comes again, “hello, i’m here” and

i’ve got angst in my pants

you can be smart as hell

know how to add

know how to figure things

on yellow pads

answer so no one knows

what you just said

but when you’re all alone

you and your head

what’s the computer say, it’s mumbling now

it says “hey joe”

it’s spelled it out and

“you’ve got angst in your pants”

“you’ve got angst in your pants”

but when you think you’ve made it disappear

you’re sure you made it disappear

and you’ve still got angst in your pants

i hope it doesn’t show

it’ll go ‘way

it’s just a passing phase

it’ll go ‘way

i hope it doesn’t show

it’ll go ‘way

give it a hundred years

it won’t go ‘way

and i’ve got angst in my pants

i’ve got angst in my pants

look askance

just a glance

just enough

to incite the wrath

of her confidante

strong though gaunt

and that’s how to get your ass kicked

how to get your ass kicked

never learn

to discern

areas

where you don’t belong

so you venture out

head in clouds

and that’s how to get your ass kicked

how to get your ass kicked

i know, i know, i know, i know

driving home,

bikes in chrome

cut you off

and you flip them off

and they take their turns

many turns

and that’s how to get your ass kicked

how to get your kicked

i know, i know, i know, i know

in the end

then is when

you will pray

but you won’t be answered

and then you’ll go

end of show

and that’s how to get your ass kicked

how to get your ass kicked

oh well, oh well, oh well, oh well